It's the most wonderful time of the year, and what better way to celebrate than with Christmas and beef jerky? Yes, you heard that right! We're about to transform the classic tune of "Jingle Bells" into a meat lover's anthem. So grab your cowboy hat and get ready to sing along!
(Verse 1) Dashing through the desert, in a Jeep so sweet Santa's lost his appetite, can't stomach sugar beet Cookies and eggnog are making him sick Needs a protein punch, a meaty, jerky fix!
(Chorus) Beef jerky, meat sticks, oh what a delight Spicy, teriyaki, keep his sleigh in flight Country Archer's the cure for Santa's tummy woes Fueling Christmas deliveries, wherever the wind blows!
(Verse 2) Reindeer getting grumpy, noses losing their glow Lack of protein power, making them slow But then Santa remembers, the jerky in his sack A protein-packed solution, to get them back on track!
(Chorus) Beef jerky, meat sticks, oh what a delight Spicy, teriyaki, keep his sleigh in flight Country Archer's the cure for Santa's tummy woes Fueling Christmas deliveries, wherever the wind blows!
(Bridge) Forget the gingerbread houses, the fruitcake and the pies Country Archer's jerky, is a delicious surprise He throws a stick to Rudolph, a teriyaki treat And the reindeer soar through the sky, with hooves that can't be beat!
(Chorus) Beef jerky, meat sticks, oh what a delight Spicy, teriyaki, keep his sleigh in flight Country Archer's the cure for Santa's tummy woes Fueling Christmas deliveries, wherever the wind blows!
(Outro) So if you hear a rumble, on Christmas Eve's still night It's not Santa's belly, it's reindeer in flight Fueled by Country Archer, they'll deliver your toys With jerky in their tummies, and smiles full of joys!
